On social media, a trend named mewing,
For a jawline that’s sharp, they’re pursuing.
By pushing the tongue to the roof,
Hoping their profile will proof,
A change that’s both subtle and renewing.
Mewing
Tag: Limericks
My tagline: Embrace The Quirk
There once was a person quite smart,
Whose quirkiness set them apart.
With wit so profound,
And antics renowned,
Intelligence danced in their heart!
Shirk Work
There once was a Zoomer
who’d shirk work,
all the while with a smirk
“My mental health’s poor”
he’s say, quite unsure
But the real cause was a lack of perk!
Toxic masculinity
There once was a man full of pride,
With toxic masculinity as his guide,
He strutted and preened,
And his ego beamed,
But in the end, he was just a snide.
Limerick for 2020
2020, you were to start my “Shani ki mahadasha”
Instead you brought COVID-19 and floods in Odisha.
Give me respite from the Weltschmerz and ennui
Send some joy down here please, a li’l wee?
2020, you’re worse than rush hour,
What will next year bring; aliens on banshees from Avatar?
Ventimental 