What if… Douglas Adams wrote Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland?

Alice in Wonderland… the story of a young girl who falls down a rabbit hole and finds herself in a world full of peculiar characters and strange adventures. It’s a tale as whimsical and wild as the mind of Douglas Adams himself. Let’s imagine for a moment that the author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had decided to tackle Lewis Carroll’s classic story. How might he have approached the Mad Hatter’s tea party, or the Queen of Hearts’ notorious temper?


Well, for starters, the White Rabbit would likely have been upgraded from a pocket watch-checking nervous wreck to a tech-savvy being with multiple communicators and a voice-activated rabbit hole. And the Mad Hatter’s tea party? Let’s just say it would have included some questionable choices for refreshments, such as Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters and Cheese-Flavored Time-Distortion Biscuits.

AI generated image of a futuristic Queen of Hearts

As for the Queen of Hearts, Adams might have portrayed her as a space empress, with a tendency to yell “Off with their heads!” as a quick solution to all her problems, much to the chagrin of her less-than-enthusiastic subjects.

Hybrid Cheshire cat from space

And let’s not forget the Cheshire Cat. In the world of Douglas Adams, he would have probably been a holographic being with a mischievous streak, constantly disappearing and reappearing to spout absurd non-sequiturs and confuse poor Alice even further.

If you’re ever in need of a good laugh, and a break from the everyday reality, take a trip down the rabbit hole with Alice in Wonderland. Just make sure you’ve got a good supply of towels and a wide-eyed sense of wonder.

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